Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts

The Yellow Goat I Ate

My Favorites are getting full again, so I'm cleaning out. Here are some of our favorite videos:

Of course, anything animated by MR and Jim is a fave...


Another one by MR and Jim...


Queen and little water guys rock!


Another one from Evian...


Our house LOVES Parry Grip...


An oldie but annoying video...

(Love those badgers....0

I love the video itself, too, not just the "translation!"

Another "translation" - Zombiegirl will be sitting on the couch and suddenly blurt out some of the lyrics to this video. Totally random.


Dumbledoe!


And we quote from this one ALOT.

The Almighty Google

I hate large corporations. Even though I work for one, I’m compartmentalized, so sometimes I forget that my company is huge.

I’m a fan of the little guy.

The Mom and Pop shops.

The underdog.

When a company or a TV celebrity gets too big, I lose interest. I loved Rachel Ray when she was a chubster doing the 30 Minute Meals or $40 a Day shows on the Food Network. When she started adding more shows then ultimately her own talk-show, I stopped being a fan. Even when we went to see a taping of her show (and our friend Amanda starred in a segment) I wasn’t thrilled. Even less so since I saw how fake and phony and planned everything is. Not to mention Rachel’s not-so-warm personality. I felt she really jumped the shark when they started selling her "garbage bowl" on the Food Network.

Once you develop your own “brand”, it’s over for me.

Ree Drummond, of PioneerWoman.com fame, is another example of my interest waning really quickly. I followed her blog daily, and even turned my friends on to her site. But again, she grew too big for MY britches. She’s got a gazillion fierce lemmings followers and she’s put out a cookbook, and I foresee a TV show in the making (based on her appearance on Bonnie Hunt recently, I hope not. She doesn’t have the personality.) There are other reasons why I fell out of like with Ree, but that’s not the point I’m trying to make here. When you’re married to the richest cattle rancher in your state, you have the disposable income to do basically whatever you want. And she’s doing just that- she’s buying herself a “brand.”

I try to patronize smaller neighborhood stores and restaurants whenever I can. I’d rather go to my local Indian restaurant where the owner knows us than to a TGIFriday’s or Chili’s. I’d rather go to the Pioneer Food Mart than to Stop & Shop. S&S is huge, and I get tired walking the store. They have things the Pioneer doesn’t carry (soy products and organics) but to run into a store for milk and bread? I pick the Pioneer. I hate the fact that I hold my mortgage with the third biggest bank in the U.S. I would much rather bank with a smaller bank, but hey, I got a lower rate with the big company. Sometimes it’s unavoidable. But it doesn’t mean I have to like it.

I make two exceptions. One, a series of books that have risen to astronomical proportions and two, an internet search engine. I speak of Harry Potter and Google.

My mom bought my oldest kids the first Harry Potter books when they first came out. She knew they were readers so when she saw the book in Costco, she picked up one for each of them. Little did anyone know six months later Harry Potter would be a household name and cultural phenomenon. Six books and six movies later I still love everything Harry Potter. I don’t begrudge J.K. Rowling her fame and fortune because she DIDN’T SELL OUT. She kept true to her promise of seven years at Hogwart’s, loves her readers as much as they love her, and didn’t forsake the writing for profit. I love HP so much, I’ve consented to have a Hogwart’s birthday party for Zombiegirl in March.

The other exception is Google. For me, Google is not only a search engine- it’s a lifeline to information. I must use Google at least 30 times a day to search for pictures, blogs, items to buy or just info. Google is also my blog engine and my email platform. Google’s Youtube is where I watch funny videos or full length movies. Google Earth lets me spy on my boss and my neighbors. Google Calendar helps me keep track of birthdays and scheduling things like cleaning, meal plans and soccer games. I store recipes I find in my travels online in folders I create in Gmail. Vegetables, Meat, Cookies, Desserts, Sides...every recipe that I can email gets sent to my Gmail account for filing into a folder. It’s a good day when I log onto Google and I see the logo has a new design commemorating that day. Plus you can get great skins for your iGoogle homepage- right now I have a Dale Chihuly skin right above my horoscope, Gmail, weather, Calendar and Quote of the Day boxes.

Google is huge, and I love it. And it was started by two grad students in a garage.

Google also gives back to the community and the world. And yet another reason to love them.

And then there's this. I. Want. Now.

So those of you who comment anonymously on my blog- go get a Gmail account. I want to know who you are!

This blog was not endorsed in anyway by Google or their subsidiaries. The author of this blog happens to be a Google fan and would tout Google’s awesomeness to anyone who’ll listen…


Cleaning Out My Favorites

I've accumulated a few more websites in my sidebar Favorites that I need to clean out and post here for posterity. If I deem them worthy, I'll add them to my Links I Love list...

People of Walmart. Yes, they exist. And our future is bright.

The Art of the Takedown. Snarkiness at it's best.

The Bitch Sessions. More snark. I love snark.

Awkward Family Photos. Oh, be prepared. I have a lot of pictures to send them!

Emails from Crazy People. I think some of the people from Walmart wrote these.

Passive Agressive Notes. More craziness. I think some of these people work in my office.

Tacky Weddings. (There is a definite theme going on here. Crazy people!) No explanation necessary.

100 Days to Christmas. Start planning. Now. Enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Foodgawker. Pretty pictures of food. No crazy people.

Up next- all the videos I have saved in my favorites.

I bet you can't wait...

NaBloPoMo #23- Take a Vacation

These past few days I don't feel like my writing's been right (or write). My head's been spinning- from sickness, stress, etc. I can't concentrate and I feel that's coming out in my blog. So here, take a little vacation from my blithering idiocy and take a look at what cheers me up courtesy of I Can Has Cheezeburger:
And don't say you don't get it. They're funny. Do you have a favorite LoLCat?

Fake Girlfriends, or How I Stalk Mommy Bloggers

Oh, I'm so sad! I just finished reading, from start to finish, one of my new favorite bloggers. Since I've given up The Pioneer Woman, (cuz she just don't "Keep it Real") I've had a void in my life. Sure, I have my other blogs- my crafty blogs, my snarky blogs and my funny blogs, but I need that perfect blog where I can spy on someone else's life, learn stuff about them and pretend to be their friend.

If my REAL friends would blog more often, I wouldn't need to stalk someone else.

And remember? My perfect night out is driving around drinking wine and looking in peoples windows...

So in my internet travels, I've found two blogs from two very funny ladies who just crack my shit up.

Barefoot Foodie, or Brittany, is a new mom who curses endlessly, picks on her own weight, but loves her husband and children unconditionally. She doesn't exploit her kids- in fact very few posts are ABOUT her kids. She writes about her pregnancy (she's very fertile,) her hunger (she's always hungry,) and how much she sweats (alot.) Read her. I swear you'll laugh out loud.

The Bloggess, or Jenny, is a super-blogger who writes for the Houston Chronicle, has a satirical Sex Column, an advice column and still finds time to blog. I haven't read her whole blog, or her Sex Column- it's blocked at work- but I'm working on it. Anyone who blogs that she got a cougar skull with candy cane antlers for Christmas from her father- I want to know! So I guess when things quiet down at work, Ill start reading the Blogress from the beginning!

Good work, Brit and Jen! May I call you Brit and Jen? I should- I'm your new best friend!

Stuff and Junk...

Miscellaneous crap I need to get off my Favorites list so I can start blogging for real! Uncategorized links that I need, but don't know where to file them under.

Need help with a Jumble or a crossword puzzle? Use the Scrambled Word/Crossword Puzzle Solver over at the University of Akron.

When I need to tune out my co-workers (and you know who you are), I either plug in Pandora, or turn on the 24/7 online radio station Classical Music Broadcast.

I've seen maybe two celebrities on the street in all the years I've been working in NYC. So to get my virtual thrill, here is Gawker Stalker.

Housing Works Thrift Shop has some great finds. And it benefits people living with HIV/AIDS.

I signed up to be an agent for Improv Everywhere. They stage some of the best mass pranks in NYC!

Stefan Bucher draws a Monster every day. Love his technique! And, if you're inspired, add a story about that monster!

Peculiar People on The Human Marvels. Past and present human oddities. Why, you ask, did I bookmark this site?!?

Big Huge Labs lets you do fun stuff with Flickr photos.

Print Mini Printables. My dollhouse definitely needs a miniature NY Times!

I don't know what one would do with this, but type in your name and it comes up with anagrams. Totally silly. Internet Anagram Server.

I love the GeoGreeting. I wish you can post the final picture as a Jpeg, though. It would be cool to post on a blog or on Facebook.

Need to say something in Russian? Try Free translation. English to almost all the other big languages.

Need something done? Try doing it yourself with Instructables. Especially good around Halloween.

I've had this link in my favorites since it happened. It's time to get rid of it.

Soon. Very soon. Vacation homes in the Caribbean.

If only I had the nerve to send these to some of the people in my life. They're totally rude, but totally truthful! Some E-cards. This one goes out to a former crazy co-worker of mine.

So I've accomplished something today. I cleaned out more of my Favorite links! You really have no idea how many links I've saved. Stay tuned for the "stuff to buy" links coming soon!

Cleaning House- Craft Sites

I'm back to work and cleaning out "My Favorites"- all the websites I find while lurking around waiting for my Archibus to run it's routines. I missed all my links while I was "unemployed," so I'm putting them here so I'll have them forever and ever.

I've found something worthwhile and inspirational on each of these sites. Will I ever use any of these talented people's creative ideas? Maybe. Maybe not. But I'll have them at my fingertips whenever I have spare time to do a new project. Bwah-ha-ha!

A Little Hut is a master of paper cutting. Her tutorials are great. I especially love the boxes.

Being Crafty has links for making your own envelopes, which I love doing with old calendars and such.

I don't know how I came across this site, but the tutorial for making a hardcover book is awesome.

Confessions of a Craft Addict is chock full of ideas. I can't even list all the projects this one has!

Craft Stylish is an online magazine for sewing, embroidery, crocheting, knitting and more. Hit the "Discover" tab to find the categories.

Handmade by Alissa is the quilting queen bee. She also has a lot of sewing projects.

I love Heart of Mary. I used this tutorial to make my neice, Eliza, a messenger bag for Christmas. I'll also make Zombiegirl a messenger bag to go into 5th grade with next September.

I love this bag. Someday I will make myself one. She also has my phone.

This year I'm making ALL my Christmas cards. Hopefully. This will be one of them.

Mirkwood Designs has tons of templates for envelopes, take out boxes and woven hearts.

Moda Bake Shop is so clever. It's a division of Moda Fabrics (which I love, and don't have) and they package their fabrics so you can tell what each "recipe" project needs. And they're coordinated.

Oh, Fransson! is another quilting queen. She's got beautiful tutorials.

More box templates.

I love the idea of this perpetual photo wall calendar.

Plum Pudding keeps popping up with all her good ideas on some of the other blogs I frequent.

RosieMoomBeams has great trash-to-treasure projects.

The Purl Bee has tons of tutorials, but I learned how to use my rotary cutter with this tutorial.

Schlosser Designs also has great tutorials- I especially like this pizza box.

A Mingled Yarn has a wonderful Diaper Bag that could double as a messenger bag. I'm going to make a diaper bags for the craft fair- these will be the guide. Also some great tutorial links.

I love YoYo Angels.

The Ultimate Purse List on Craftster!

More templates for cards or scrapbooking.

Cute, free graphics for stationary by Graphic Garden.

Close to My Heart Scrapbooking. Is Ami still consulting?

Okay. The links are safe, now. Let them lay me off again. I'm prepared.

Interwebs friends

With the exception of Soulspeak 23, I haven't actually met any of these bloggers. And they certainly haven't heard of me. But I pop into their lives every so often to check up on them. They're worth reading and worth getting out of My Favorites and forever immortalized in my links.

Bookish Penguin, the muse behind my 101 in 1001 list.

Ms. Banshee at Inverse Candlelight. Fully prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

Stan and Bunny over at 86'n It. Fellow architect renovating their "crack house."

Chris from Notes From the Trenches. She has seven kids. And somewhat holds it together.

Brittany cracks my shit up- read Barefoot Foodie. Now.

Jenny from The Bloggess. Like Mother Theresa, only better.

The Unbearable Banishment. This smart writer shares my disdain for cell phone users on the train. And does something about it.

April, Clay and their four kids down on the farm at Coal Creek Farm.

Another Hot Mess- some messes aren't meant to be cleaned up.

Shannon at Rocks in My Dryer. She's all kinds of awesome.

Ginny at Praying to Darwin. More kinds of awesome!

Links I love

Links that inspire, humor and invoke intense feelings of jealousy...

Awkward Family Photos- I could so submit some of my family photos.

Angry Chicken- Amy Karol of "Bend-The-Rules Sewing" fame has great sewing projects and fabulous crafting ideas.

Ask And Ye Shall Receive- A Quixotic quest to improve the quality of the blogosphere.

The Bitch Sessions. More snark. I love snark.

Cakewrecks- When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.

Cockeyed.com- The king of pranks and weird experiments.

Confessions of a Renegade Mom- so not mommybloggers.

Emails From Crazy People- I think some of the People from Walmart wrote these.

How About Orange- Jessica Jones designer extrodinaire. And fellow orange lover.

I Can Has Cheeseburger- LOL cats cheer me up. Also, check out the World of Cheeseburger!

Mental Floss- Where knowledge junkies get their fix.

Neatorama- Trolling the internets to keep us amused.

Passive Agressive Notes- More craziness. I think some of these people work in my office.

People of Walmart- Be afraid. These people might live in YOUR town.

Scouting NY- A location scout with a good eye for the unusual in NY.

Sew Mama Sew- Sewing tips, contests, reviews and inspiration.

Super Eggplant- Adventures in knitting, sewing, baking and life.

The Sneeze- Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.

WaiterRant- Do you want pommes frites with that?

Woot- One item a day.

Zakka Life- One crafty lady.

Food, glorious food!

I watch Food Network. I have tons of cookbooks. I have utensils galore. Can I cook? Ask my family and they'll tell you- NO! I make passable dinners, but nothing to write home about. So I continue my quest for more recipes, and more ideas to torture my family with. Here are some of my favorite food websites:

  • Smitten Kitchen- Deb writes this food blog out of a 80 square foot kitchen she shares with her husband in Brooklyn. Great recipes. Check out the entry for May 22nd-30 ways to be a good guest. 30 recipes for great potluck dishes!

  • I love Daisy Cooks! I started watching her on PBS because of all the FiestaWare in her TV kitchen, but I continue watching because her recipes are so easy.

  • My friend SoulSpeak23 (SS23) turned me on to Desert Candy, and the month of ice cream making in August of 2007. I have yet to try any of the recipes, but it's on my Bucket List!

  • Of course, then there's Pioneer Woman. Ree blogs some of the best recipes. I've personally tried the Pineapple Shrimp kabobs, and SS23 can attest to the yumminess of Marlboro Man's favorite sandwich. I plan on trying the apple dumplings at Biggz graduation party.

  • The Black Oven has some great dessert recipes. She's dark, and I suspect she likes skulls.

  • Spicy Ice Cream- absolutely yummy recipes that I'm dying to try.

If you're looking for a way to save all the recipes you find online, or finally sit and organize all your magazine clipped recipes or the recipes your aunt sends you, I suggest setting up a Google email account. One specifically for recipes. Now, when you find a recipe you like, you can email it to yourself. Once in your Inbox, you can archive the recipes based on food group- apps, desserts, etc. I bring my laptop into the kitchen and bring up the recipe I need- no more searching around on the Internet or in a recipe book!

Shopping Lists

Over the years, I have bookmarked websites where I can buy "the Perfect Gift". I just can't figure out who to buy these perfect gifts for! No, really- they're great websites if you need a unique gift or that somethin' somethin' you can't find in the stores. Now they're off My Favorites and listed here for eternity!

  • Aloha Orchid Nursery- I have purchased Orchids here before for Mom. They are beautiful, and have a great selection.
  • The Perpetual Kid- Entertain your inner child. I especially like the WineLines, and the Demeter Fragrances
  • I Want One of Those- stuff you don't need...but you really, really want!
  • Offensive + Delightful greeting cards. If only I had the nerve to send some of these!
  • I want to buy these Full Bloom Teas for SOMEBODY! I want to see how they work. But you'd also have to have the clear teapot to really appreciate them.
  • My charm bracelet was stolen when we were robbed. I would love to start a new one with these cute charms from Charm Factory.
  • Mrs. Prindables Handmade Confections. One apple feeds 8-10? They look as good as they probable taste!
  • Cheap stuff for your pets at Pet Edge. I think there is a minimum on the orders, though.
  • Boca Java Coffee club. They have Maple Bacon coffee. Need I say more?
  • Soaps Gone Buy. Okay, why do I have a vintage Soap website on my blog? Well, I do use 20 Mule Team Borax in my laundry, but mainly I order Fels Naptha soap. Yes, brown soap. It's the only thing that cuts the oil of Poison Ivy.
  • Fetpak has great jewelry displays, boxes and bags. I've ordered a few of their displays for Husband to show off his metal detector findings.
  • Paula, my sister-in-law, gave everyone these beautiful photo holders for Mother's Day. Shomee even wraps them in beautiful boxes, bags and tissue paper!

I have a few more I have to add- I'll edit this post tonight. Who needs Target?

People Craftier than Me

I am blessed, I'll admit it. Blessed with three cool kids. Blessed with a great husband. Blessed with good friends and family. Blessed with a job and a roof over my head. And blessed with some talent to create things with my hands. But as human nature goes, no matter what we're blessed with, we always covet things other people have. The thing I covet the most? To be as talented as the people I find on the Internet. I click everyday, and every day I find someone making something I wish I had the time/money/knowledge and the talent to make. Here are a few of my favorites:


JCaroline Creative She has great projects, great ideas as well as a store for ribbons, purse handles and fabric.

One Hour Craft :Lots of tutorials and tons of crafts to knock out in an hour!

RicRac :Tutorials- I especially like the one-hour bag!

Super Eggplant: I come across her alot while I surf the Internet. Check out Totebags 101!

Poopscape: Poopscape Projects has some cool Halloween projects I want to do!

Top Cross Stitch Sites: Lots and lots of links to free designs!

Circle of Crafters: Specifically the Irisfolding instuctions. You name it, they have patterns and links for it!

Frog Creek Cottage: Wonderful stories interspersed between great tutorials. I love the Gathering Apron!

Craft Leftovers: This very busy lady has a monthly packet of Crafty Things you can purchase. Also lots of Patterns in her Pattern Archive.


Posie Gets Cozy: Patterns, tutorials and TONS of crafty links.


Loopy Lace's Crazy Quilt Lessons: Someday, when I'm old and gray, I will make one of these with all the scraps I have from all the projects I've done!


Planet June's Shrink Plastic Ring Tutorial: Maybe for the girls for Christmas Presents next year?

And it goes without saying that I can spend hours and hours pouncing on Etsy!

Happy surfing!

Purses and Bags and Totes, oh my!

If any of my family finds this blog, the secret's out. They're all getting some sort of bag, purse or tote for Christmas presents! Now to decide who gets what- that's usually the hard part!











If I feel energetic, and have enough time, I'm including in each bag a keychain wristlet (search key wristlet on Etsy). Or, the one shown here is adorable, and much easier: http://creativelittledaisy.typepad.com/creative_little_daisy/2006/02/super_easy_keyc.html

Add to that the little no-cash wallet from Amy Karol from http://www.angrychicken.com/ and half my Christmas battle is done! The figuring out part, that is!


Greening My Life

I'm attempting to go green. And someday soon, go organic. But I need to twist my mind and habits to this concept. For example- I started writing down some of the websites I've found to help, and decided I needed a sturdier, cuter notebook to jot everything down in. I turn to my office supply catalog to see what's available. Then, when I realized what I did, I dropped the catalog like it was suddenly on fire! NO NO NO! Bad girl! I have tons of notebooks I can write in and carry them around.

But wait, my little brain cried! Do something even greener! How can you avoid writing this down and wasting paper altogether? I had just finished reading about Megan, from http://www.notmartha.org/, who started her blog to remember internet sites and projects she made- basically creating her blog for herself. Smart cookie! I'll do the same to keep my findings, thoughts and lists on the internet. And if anyone else finds it, and can benefit from it, good for me!

  • To limit the amount of catalogs mailed to your home, logon to http://www.catalogchoice.org/. Sign up, find the catalogs you're inundated with, and they'll contact the company with a no mail request!
  • If you hate Val-pak as much as I do, you can get their Opt Out mailing address from http://www.junkbusters.com/. This website provides a form letter you can personalize and print out for many of the obnoxious junk mailings you get everyday.
  • I need to get the Zombiegirl a new water bottle. Husband refills a used bottle every time she goes to play soccer. Beena and Biggz could benefit from the new, funky stainless steel water bottles from http://www.reusablebags.com/, too. The Siggs and the Klean Kanteens are perfect for taking to class. Perfect Christmas presents!
  • Since I took the batteries out of all my toys (more thoughts on that, later) I'm left with a ton of batteries. When they're all gone, which shouldn't take long in my house, I'm investing in these cheap, rechargeable batteries from http://www.greenbatteries.com/. And a charger for everyone. More Christmas presents!

I found all these links at http://www.biggreenpurse.com/. Lots of tips for shopping green, green living and the latest green news.

 

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